As dragons are with their gold and gems, so are book lovers with their books.

H is for hoard.

This isn’t what I’d originally planned for my H post, but this last Tuesday I was at the university library, in the really cool part of their special collections, and gazed once again upon a book that I don’t have a copy of for my own collection but really, really want…

At times I’ve been a little bit obsessive about having my own copies of everything by my favorite authors. After reading Twilight Eyes by Dean Koontz, for example, I started seeking out the rest of his novels. If I didn’t have them all, my collection was incomplete — arrrghhh! And if there happened to be any related works by other writers — such as The Atlas of Pern to go along with Anne McCaffrey’s novels — I had to have those, too. (Yes, I have a copy of The Dragonlover’s Guide to Pern. Yes, I have tried the recipes in it. What kind of fan would I be if I didn’t try to make imitation klah at least once? )

So, about that book of poetry: To Spin Is Miracle, Cat, by Roger Zelazny. I have nearly all of Zelazny’s fiction, and a good number of those related works (like The Illustrated Guide to Castle Amber, or that book with all the pictures by Gray Morrow whose title I actually cannot remember at the moment). And I have an original printing of Nine Princes In Amber, the three-part serial in Galaxy magazine… with synopses before the second and third parts with Zelazny’s own words stating that Florimel is blonde. (Believe it or not, this is something fans debate, because the description in the novel itself is ambiguous, and some people think she’s a redhead. *shrug*) I’ve been told that old issues of Galaxy aren’t worth anything, and my reply is, “Who cares?” I bought those because I wanted them, not because I could get a lot of money from selling them. Me, part with books, especially books I like? Never!

I’ve gone through about half a dozen copies of one of my favorite science fiction novels simply because I used to loan books out to people. I know I shouldn’t have, but it was the only way I could get friends to read that particular novel (and if they didn’t read it, I couldn’t talk to them about it), since it was out of print. In recent years, it has become available for free on PDF, so I don’t have to let anyone get their hands on mine… I’m not selfish, but people who don’t return books annoy the hell out of me.

I have become a lot more particular in recent years about what books I buy, partly because I know that if I like a new series, or a single novel by a new (to me) author, I’ll want everything. This is why I only occasionally allow myself to check the shelves of discount bookstores for anything by Alastair Reynolds that I haven’t read (and bought a copy of) yet, and why I’m having to talk myself out of looking for the revised version of F. Paul Wilson’s last novel in his Adversary series. I’m trying to avoid things that set off that “my collection is incomplete!” reaction.

It isn’t easy. I wonder how dragons deal with it.


About Thomas Weaver

I’m a writer and editor who got into professional editing almost by accident years ago when a friend from university needed someone to copyedit his screenplay about giant stompy robots (mecha). Having discovered that I greatly enjoy this kind of work, I’ve been putting my uncanny knack for grammar and punctuation, along with an eclectic mental collection of facts, to good use ever since as a Wielder of the Red Pen of Doom. I'm physically disabled, and for the past several years, I’ve lived with my smugly good-looking twin Paul, who writes military science fiction and refuses to talk about his military service because he can’t. Sometimes Paul and I collaborate on stories, and sometimes I just edit whatever he writes. It's worked out rather well so far. My list of non-writing-related jobs from the past includes librarian, art model, high school teacher, science lab gofer… Although I have no spouse or offspring to tell you about, I do have six cats. (The preferred term is "Insane Cat Gentleman.") I currently spend my time blogging, reading, editing, and fending off cats who like my desk better than my twin’s.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to H

  1. The fact that I know what you mean is scary! 😉


Don't hold back -- tell me what you really think.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.