laughter is better than blowing $#!+ up

Read this.

You’ll laugh.  You’ll cry.  You’ll hit your head on your desk repeatedly (which may be difficult if you’re reading on your tablet or phone) and wonder how many months we have remaining before the ultimate fall of human civilization to space aliens who want to steal all our molybdenum for their own nefarious purposes (which should not be confused with our nefarious purposes, ’cause ours are way better).

Okay, I have no reason to believe that bad writing would ever lead to space aliens stealing our molybdenum (although I also have no reason to believe it won’t), but still…



About Thomas Weaver

For several years, I’ve been putting my uncanny knack for grammar and punctuation, along with an eclectic mental collection of facts, to good use as a Wielder of the Red Pen of Doom (editor). I'm physically disabled, and I currently live with my smugly good-looking twin Paul, who writes military science fiction and refuses to talk about his military service because he can’t. Sometimes Paul and I collaborate on stories, and sometimes I just edit whatever he writes. It's worked out rather well so far. My list of non-writing-related jobs from the past includes librarian, art model, high school teacher, science lab gofer… Although I have no spouse or offspring to tell you about, I do have six cats. (The preferred term is "Insane Cat Gentleman.") I currently spend my time blogging, reading, editing, and fending off cats who like my desk better than my twin’s.
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1 Response to laughter is better than blowing $#!+ up

  1. MishaBurnett says:

    Oh, please, haven’t you read “After Worlds Collide”? Aliens have plenty of molybdenum.

    And there is one line in that list that I love; “Miles looked deep into those clear blue eyes who’s debts were infinite.” It obviously wasn’t what he intended to say, but there is something chilling about it.

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