Once again, I got nothin’ — at least not in the way of story characters.
There is someone I can interview today, however, since her name begins with U, and she’s right here, right now, for real.
Please say hello to Una Juniper, also known as Floofycat…
Thomas: So… How long have you been a cat, anyway?
Thomas: No, I’m not asking you to reveal your age. It’s usually considered impolite to ask a lady that anyway.
Thomas: You’ve been a cat all your life? That sounds like fun.
Una: [floofs tail, says nothing]
Thomas: You’re a writer’s cat, aren’t you? In fact, you share a house with two fiction writers. What’s that like?
Una: Mrak! [head-butts computer monitor] Frrff.
Thomas: Really? And when another cat is sitting in your chosen lurk-spot, how do you handle that?
Thomas: That doesn’t sound like a viable plan… Hey, where are you going? Bored already? Fine. Next time, I’ll interview one of your litter mates instead. So there! Psycho cat-beast. [mutters] Didn’t like typing with you sitting on the desk anyway…