I found this quote while going through old files. I have no idea where it came from originally, except that it must have come from some Warhammer 40K forum, and my clone saved it for me because it’s funny.
It was on the violent and deadly moon of the Hacck-Prose system where the unlucky and unfortunate Guardsman Awefulscribe met his final and permanent fate; to be digested and absorbed by the virulent and potent toxic poisons of the terribly dreadful Tyranid creature known as the Syntactothrope.
That should be a colon, not a semicolon, after “permanent fate.” Just FYI. Otherwise, it’s a fairly good satire of over-the-top and pulpy-melodramatic writing. 🙂