Today’s second glitch:
The second bit in the first line of dialogue is a new sentence, so You needs to be capitalized. (The ellipsis is a pause between sentences, not an interruption within a sentence.)
Add a comma after in the morning.
For whatever reason, would’ve just sounds weird at the end of a sentence, so I’ve changed it to would have.
“Your home is a wreck… You could’ve at least cleaned the bathroom.”
“Had I known I was going to have guests at three o’clock in the morning, I’m sure I would have.”
(WordPress’ spell check demands that I change could’ve to would’ve. This is nonsense. Do not heed suggestions from WordPress’ spell check unless you’re certain those suggestions are correct.)