Today’s second glitch:
Spell out (most) numbers instead of using numerals: seven, not 7.
Don’t capitalize the common noun cereal. (Why would anyone do this? Why?)
He entered aisle seven to get some cereal and emerged a week later, thirty years older and pursued by a werewolf.
(Sounds almost Shakespearean, doesn’t it? Enter, stage right, pursued by a werewolf.)