You’ll probably be pleased to know that the long run of science-themed glitches is over… for now.
Obviously this should be changed to these (because pills is a plural noun, but this is singular).
Then change everyday to every day (because everyday is not an adverb and cannot be used to describe when something is done).
“You need to take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life,” said the doctor.
(In the meme this example was taken from, the patient replied, “But there are only three pills!” and the doctor said, “Exactly.”)