Tag Archives: humor
In case you need a laugh today
Something funny my clone-sibling just told me… Scientists have decoded the signal from Alpha Centauri: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended auto warranty…”
science humor
Light-year (or lightyear): The distance light can travel through a vacuum during one Earth-standard year. Light year: A year with less mass (weight) than an Earth-standard year. Lite year: A year with fewer calories than an Earth-standard year. (It may … Continue reading
No one expects a parakeet quoting Monty Python!
Okay, so maybe you do expect a parakeet quoting Monty Python, because you’ve seen this little green dude before. If not, you really need to watch (with sound on, of course!) Disco the parakeet trying to say the famous “Spanish … Continue reading
On the violent and deadly moon of the Hacck-Prose system…
I found this quote while going through old files. I have no idea where it came from originally, except that it must have come from some Warhammer 40K forum, and my clone saved it for me because it’s funny. It … Continue reading
Adverbs Burned My Village!
“Adverbs burned my village!” That’s what author Gregory S. Close once said to me, his joking way of explaining his campaign to eradicate adverbs from his own writing at any cost. “Effortlessly paled and backed away at the sight of … Continue reading
North of Andover 